Hello and welcome!

I’m Jennifer and I’ll be your tour guide while you float on the river with me. We’ll be passing by the Ball of Book Reviews, the Rantings of an Alter Ego, and That Really Big Thing Called Technology. There will be other pit stops along the way so you can stop, stretch your legs, and take selfies in the forest.

The tour is live. Know that there is no 30 second delay or censorship, so the posts will be raw and unedited. I ask that you be sure you are over the age of 18 before you sit yourself in the boat. And be sure to watch out for the bears. They will be tagged NSFW (Not Safe for Work) because playing dead will not always work out for you.

Alright, if you could just hand me that paddle, we can push off from shore! 😀