Review: Road of No Return (Sex & Mayhem #1) by K.A. Merikan

Road of No Return: Hounds of Valhalla MC
Road of No Return: Hounds of Valhalla MC by K.A. Merikan
Sex & Mayhem #1
Publisher: Acerbi & Villani ltd.
Release Date: July 17th 2014
Genre: Abuse, Erotica, Dark, GFY Contemporary, Romance

My rating: 1 of 5 stars

Blub:
— Don’t talk to strangers. —

Zak. Tattoo artist. Independent. Doesn’t do relationships.

Stitch. Outlaw biker. Deep in the closet. Doesn’t share his property.

On the day of Stitch’s divorce, lust personified enters the biker bar he’s celebrating at. Tattooed all over, pierced, confident, and hot as hellfire, Zak is the bone Stitch has waited for life to throw him. All Stitch wants is a sniff, a taste, a lick. What follows instead is gluttony of the most carnal sort, and nothing will ever be the same. Forced to hide his new love affair from the whole world, Stitch juggles family, club life, and crime, but it’s only a matter of time until it becomes too hard.

Zak moves to Lake Valley in search of peace and quiet, but when he puts his hand into the jaws of a Hound of Valhalla, life gets all but simple. In order to be with Stitch, Zak’s biker wet dream, he has to crawl right back into the closet. As heated as the relationship is, the secrets, the hiding, the violence, jealousy, and conservative attitudes in the town rub Zak in all the wrong ways. When pretending he doesn’t know what his man does becomes impossible, Zak needs to decide if life with an outlaw biker is really what he wants.

As club life and the love affair collide, all that’s left in Zak and Stitch’s life is mayhem.

WARNING Contains adult content: a gritty storyline, sex, explicit language, violence and torture

POSSIBLE SPOILERS: Themes: Outlaw Motorcycle Club, organized crime, homophobia, family issues, coming out, first gay relationship, tattoo, piercing

Genre: contemporary homoerotic romance

Length: ~ 100,000 words (Standalone novel, no cliffhanger.)

Buy Links: Amazon

Musings:


Curiosity ran over the cat with a Mack truck. That is how I stopped myself from putting down this book the multiple times that I wanted to.

I wanted this to be my new awesome series that I couldn’t put down. I wanted to read straight through to book 8, which is what caught my eye in the first place. I was prepared for violence, sex, and over-the-top-ness. But nothing prepared me for Stitch and Zak.

Stitch is a really tall 5 year old that throws tantrums and thinks because someone has sex with him, he automatically owns them. Someone needs to slap the shit out of him.

Zak must be extremely horny. He seems intelligent but little Zak must be running the show because I don’t understand how he keeps going back to Stitch after obviously abusive behavior and the fact that (spoiler): [he kills a COP in front of him for threatening him for illegal shit he was actually doing anyway]. Do your brain cells go on vacay when you see a hot guy???

There was a lot of unnecessary, off the wall violence. And when I say that, the world must be turning backwards because I’ve never had cause to say such a thing before. That combined with the too stupid to live personalities of the MC’s left me… just…

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